🌽 Continental Brands

“Kibble: It keeps you alive!”

Continental Brands is the corporation that feeds (or poisons) the world. They manufacture Kibble, Scop (Single Cell Organic Protein), and Prepacks. If you’re eating something that isn’t fresh, it’s probably Continental.


📋 Overview

AspectDetails
IndustryAgribiz, Food Processing
HeadquartersOmaha, NUSA
ReputationMonolithic, essential, bland
ControlOwns 60% of NUSA food production

📦 Products

  • Kibble: Dry, pellet-like food. Comes in flavors like “Beef-ish” and “Spicy”.
  • Real Water™: Purified water (expensive).
  • Smash: The cheap soy beer of choice.