🚑 REO Meatwagon
“Meatwagon: We treat you like family (and we hate our family).”
REO Meatwagon is the budget competitor to Trauma Team. Where Trauma Team offers platinum service and heavy firepower, REO offers a van, a couple of guys with minimal training, and a guarantee that they’ll try to get you to a hospital.
📋 Overview
| Aspect | Details |
|---|---|
| Industry | Paramedic Services |
| Headquarters | NUSA |
| Price | Affordable (Monthly sub or one-time fee) |
| Reputation | Cheap, sketchy, but available |
💼 Services
- Standard Pickup: They scrape you off the pavement and drive you to the nearest public hospital.
- Body Recovery: No questions asked.
- Combat Support: Unlike TT, they won’t fight for you, but they’ll wait until the shooting stops.
They are popular with Edgerunners who can’t afford Trauma Team but don’t want to bleed out in the gutter.
🔗 Related
- Trauma Team — The premium competitor
- Combat Zones — Where they do most of their business